I'm not a fancy man.......I even like to dine on spam
I don't need....expensive tools..and all them fancy glues
to brag I must refrain........but I can fix most anything
with A 2 dollar roll.............of duct tape in my hands

Chorus:
If you postal bag is saggin'
to the broken wheel on your little red wagon
no matter what you have to fix I have the cure for sure
No I don't have superman's cape....but the fix is near it can't escape
cuz I am deadly fixin' things...............with my roll of duct tape.

Verse:
I tip my hat to Matlock....but if I take that hat off
people say I look like Andy....But I think I'm just a bit more handy
it's got a 1000 and 1 uses...............and I have learned them all
cuz I'm a wizard at fixin' things......just hand me my roll of duct tape

REPEAT CHORUS

Verse:
I've always been a good father
and I've raised up three great daughters and a son that stands as tall as a great oak tree
and when they call apon me....to fix whatever they need
they all know that Duct tape............is the tool of choice for me.



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